Apparently 13 people were killed at Britain’s level crossings last year and Railtrack want something done. They want questions about level crossings to be made compulsory on the driving theory test.
This is a complete nonentity of a story so why bother commenting on it? I mean Joe Biden is in Israel so expect Armageddon to kick-off in the next 48 hours. Well it’s typical of a certain mindset. People who off themselves on level crossings aren’t dying because they are ignorant. They die because they wilfully flout the laws. And I don’t just mean the laws of the country but the laws of physics. Many motoring topics are not exactly totally intuitive but the fact that in any given collision the train will beat the car ought to be to anyone smart enough to pass a driving test. To be fair they ought to be obvious to anyone smart enough to have the training wheels taken off their bicycle. But it isn’t the mindset of crass stupidity or pointless risk-taking I’m on about but Network Rail’s mindset.
This is a classic example of “something must be done-ism” and also of “but if it saves just one life-ism…” Now I don’t know if Network Rail seriously think this is a solution to the problem. If so they are misguided as the head of road safety at the AA pointed out (this was on BBC News this morning) or if they are doing a sort of Pontius Pilate act. We see this all the time. This isn’t just nanny-statism but pointless nanny-statism. This is Rapiscan, this is hospitals banning smoking in their grounds. It’s all a complete waste of time. In this case it’s the government waging war on daftsodism. On the basis that the Darwin Awards still keep trogging along*. It’s like the government adverts recently on seat-belt wearing. I don’t know anyone who doesn’t get in a car and automatically put their belt on almost reflexively. Undoubtedly there are daft sods out there who don’t wear seat belts or who joust with trains on level crossings but that’s not because they haven’t been told. It’s because they are daft sods. Right now as I type in a maternity ward somewhere a daft sod is being born. T’was ever thus. In the context of safety on the rails… Well I seem to recall that at the Rainhill trials a particularly daft sod (who also happened to be an MP) copped an unfortunate one when he got hit by Stephenson’s Rocket. Now it could be argued that railways were new then but should it not be obvious that several tons of metal moving at a reasonable lick is dangerous and should be avoided? I mean do you need to be told that playing kiss-chase with tigers is stupid. Well, perhaps some people do.
This is a profound example of the government fighting a war it can never win. I mean what driver education could have prevented this accident? A modicum of common sense could have prevented it but then we all know that is something less common than we’d like it to be. Well, we all know that but the government clearly doesn’t.
Until the daft sod gene is eliminated from the shallow end of the gene pool the government is tilting at windmills. I’m not holding my breath.
*Perhaps my favourite was some American who having run out of beer made his own by mixing petrol with milk. This vile beverage resulted in almost immediate vomiting which he did into the fireplace with the fire still burning…


