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Cartoon Of The Week…

I’ve only got Ronnie Corbett left for… House!

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Simple Pleasures & Security Measures…

Following on from Lynne’s post below, here’s one I have been toying with for a while.
Just before Xmas I asked you good folks for tips as to what to buy the Memsahib for a present to avoid ending up sleeping on the sofa, as I am crap at presents. Well you all came up with [...]

Cartoon of the Week.

Nothing Changes

February 5th
Today we had a meeting about the Europass. This was a completely new development. I’d never even heard of it. … It seems that [it] is a new European Identity Card, to be carried by all citizens of the EEC. The FCO, according to Humphrey, is willing to go along with the idea as [...]

Cartoon of the Week

Cartoon Of The Week.

We’re still here then. Which is a bit of a pisser, because my inner Scrooge  thought I was going to get away with buying no Christmas presents this year. Better hit the bricks sharpish and get something for the Memsahib then, or my guts will be the proverbial garters. Anybody got any ideas? I’m utter [...]

Hell

This is for Julie,
Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, “why do airplanes fly?” on his final exams. His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer [...]

Cartoon of the Week.

Picture of the week.

 
Far be it from me, the loving warm caring human being that I am, and you all know and love, to indulge in a bit  of Schadenfreude but…
To think that Les Dawson cartoon of a Politician almost became Humberside’s new Chief of Police. The last thing the lard arsed chip on both shoulders fucker got [...]

Cartoon of the Week…

‘Shucks Mary Lou. We’ve been here over a week now. Did you have to say: “Get lost, Buster. We’re voting Obama?”‘

The name is Cnut, Barry Cnut…

Barry has personally Taken charge of Hurricane Sandy tonight…
If Barry really wants to win the Election, all he has to do is park his pert little buttocks on his Throne on the New Jersey Shore, and tell Sandy to… Change!
Instantly the sky will clear and be filled with rose petals and butterflies, welfare cheques [...]

Jimmy Saville Joke.

I bet Gary Glitter regrets not asking Jim to fix it instead of taking his computer to PC World.
That is a terrible joke, via Sickipedia.
But there is a sub-plot. I fix computers. I don’t care what is on the HD(s). If there is obvious criminality there then expect a call from the dibble. If not [...]

Big Al conjures excuse out of thin air

Al Gore, the Guru of Climate Catastrophe, thinks he knows why Barry comprehensively lost the debate with Mitt…

This bloke almost became President of the United States you know, and is clearly madder than a box of frogs!

Red Ed’s Address to Conference…