Standard mathematics has recently been rendered obsolete by the discovery that for years we have been writing the numeral five backward. This has led to reevaluation of counting as a method of getting from one to ten. Students are taught advanced concepts of Boolean algebra, and formerly unsolvable equations are dealt with by threats of reprisals.
In Howard Eves’ Return to Mathematical Circles, Boston: Prindle, Weber, and Schmidt, 1988.
Pretty straightforward right? Everyone here can see what the joke is, er… Hamas can’t. Well we know they hate cartoons, but who knew they had no sense of humour?
DEMOCRACY AND RACISM EXPLAINED.
An illegal immigrant kid asks his mother, “Mama, what’s Democracy and what’s Racism?”
“Well, son, Democracy is when the UK tax payers work every day so that we can get all of the benefits that we do, you know like free housing, free health care, more welfare payments than UK pensioners, and on and on, you know …. lots of things like that, that’s what they call Democracy”.
“But mama, don’t the UK tax payers get pissed off about that?”
“Sure they do, but that’s called Racism!”
–Found on the Internet, originator unknown.