As the old saying goes…
Ms Entice Love, 26, a Leisure Liaison Executive at the Ranch said…
“We all voted for that black dude Barry last time. He’s so sweet and such a gentleman. He often pops in after a game of Golf with his mate, Tiger. And that Bill Clinton, what is he like! He’s in so often that the boss gives him staff discount now. So it’s his old lady Hillary for us this time, well apart from Charlene. She’s voting for that Saunders bloke, but then she’s got a thing for older men. Hillary knows the value of a dollar and how to turn a trick…. a girl just like us.”
Standard mathematics has recently been rendered obsolete by the discovery that for years we have been writing the numeral five backward. This has led to reevaluation of counting as a method of getting from one to ten. Students are taught advanced concepts of Boolean algebra, and formerly unsolvable equations are dealt with by threats of reprisals.
In Howard Eves’ Return to Mathematical Circles, Boston: Prindle, Weber, and Schmidt, 1988.