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Posts from ‘November, 2008’

Sack her

Jacqui Smith either knew what was going down and failed to prevent it, in which case she should be sacked forthwith for contempt of Parliament, or she didn’t know what was happening, has no control over her department, and should be sacked forthwith for incompetence.
 Sack the bitch
NOW

Damn, Yes

A suggestion from Old Holborn -

Dear non Zanulabour MP’s.
One of your kind has been arrested, his home and office searched, Parliament office searched, his Email shut down and his computers seized, his DNA extracted.
What are you going to do about it? They came for him and eventually, they will come for you too
I have a [...]

Prudence is dead. Labour have done it again

I hate these people. I hate them with all my heart, all my soul, and with a passion I did not believe I could still feel. In terms of freedom, honesty, openness and probity, Britain once set an example for all the rest of the world to emulate. Today? Just another European neofascist shithole.
Gee, thanks [...]

Puzzler

Well having posted about the Wizzanator and a picture of a splayed pussy I thought I’d raise the tone a little with a bit of intellectual stimulus. This is a (very) early representation of something you probably know (or at least have heard of). What is it?

Need more Data

Another utterly pointless test - this is me.
 
 

LOLCAT

Timmy lies seductively in front of the fire…

The Whizzinator

This reminds me of this. I wonder if it’s use works out as badly…
Well apparently it works out worse.
-via Kim du Toit
(NB Probably not safe for work - in any sense)

Bastards

Why do they hate us? Because we are not them.
Because we don’t hold that a violent, mass murdering, thieving, oath breaking, misogynistic paedophile, who advocated slavery and rape, condoned lying and political assassination, and freely indulged his galloping satyriasis, is THE moral exemplar who’s every action is to be admired and emulated?
Because we don’t aspire [...]

YAAAAAAAY

They understand the opportunity -

via Freeborn John

Two World Wars and No World Cup

Total Debt increase 1914 - 1919 (2007 value): £255,106,544,018
Total Debt planned 2008/09 - 2013/14 (PBR): £512,000,000,000

“It is staggering that the Government plans to take on more than double the debt we needed to win the First World War. This avalanche of debt will place a massive burden on the shoulders of ordinary families for [...]

Civics

From Alan in Fort Worth, an American civics test -
Apparently the average US office holder scores 44% - Nick, a brit, scored 73% and I, an aussie who has never sat in on a civics class in my life, for any country, scored 91%.
Wonder how Barackkk would score.

Tech stuff

The hardest materials known are, in order, diamond, cubic boron nitride and BAM.
And one of the slipperiest materials we know? Would you believe BAM?
BAM? Yep, BAM. An alloy of Boron, Aluminium and Magnesium (AlMgB14) combined with titanium boride (TiB2).
The third hardest substance we know, and, incidentally, two and a half times as slippery as teflon. [...]

Barackkk takes over early

He really does regard the constitution with contempt, doesn’t he.
“The United States has only one president at a time.”
Barack Obama, United States President elect - on or about 11 Nov. 2008
 My plan to confront the financial crisis “starts today”
Barack Obama, United States President elect - 25 Nov. 2008
As President elect Barackkk has no legal or [...]

Metal Storm

For those who’s tastes run to seeing advanced technology being used to blow things up, Metal Storm have made a shiny new video. Enjoy.

Screwed

Well I was watching the BBC this morning and on the news there was some chap from the OECD and he was saying Britain is going to get the recession worse than any other developed nation.
Cats, get that truckle bed out already! I’m crashing at your gaff because this is going to be horrendous.
But [...]