RE: SWINE FLU
As you were advised through an earlier Department advisory letter, there is a distinct possibility of an outbreak and epidemic of Swine Flu in this country.
To facilitate identification and in order that you may be on the alert for indications that you or members of your family may have contracted the [...]
Posts from ‘May, 2009’
I have mentioned Jamster “products” before. Yeah, Jamster. Remember the perps of the first ever digital atrocity and crime against humanity that was The Crazy Frog*. Recall the adverts of that terrible creation dredged from the darkest part of Satan’s worst nightmare after he’d consumed a surfeit of raw pork and opium? Recall the flying [...]
Bloody hellskis! That’s one hell of a burger. It looks like they took a Scooby Doo Sandwich and deep-fried it.
To be honest that’s not at all my kinda eating but… I wouldn’t mind the table service. We Brits tend to think of the “sexy nurse” as dear old Babs Windsor in a Carry On [...]
Well, this is pretty normal:
Dozens of cars have been smashed, 14 people injured and 46 arrested in riots by Muslim migrants over the alleged defacing of a Koran by a policeman.
A rumour spreads about a book being damaged so these morons go apeshit. Nothing unusual there, so why am I mentioning it?
Well, the thought crossed [...]
The Association for the Study of Songun Politics in the UK is known by the acronym ASSPUK.
Yes, they are crowing about their great victory over the “so-called UN security council” in testing a nuke decades after all permanent members of that club not only tested ones but created deployable nuclear arsenals the likes of [...]
I read Infidel753’s blog a lot. He’s always an interesting read. I’m gonna annoy Infidel here (he’s a Democrat) by suggesting that anyone with a vested interest in putting the Republicans back together again could do much worse than read his stuff on the travails of the GOP.
Anyway, one of Infidel’s big things interests [...]
As a moderately successful heterosexual male I have over the years spent quite a lot of money on women’s underwear. Apparently men frequently get embarrassed doing this. God knows why because it’s pretty abundantly clear it ain’t for for ma (unless you’re from Norfolk) or yourself because what the devilment I would do with [...]
You know what really pisses me off about this whole thing? It’s not as if the French were even at Normandy.
This is beyond human comprehension. It is beyond the comprehension of Gods. It is beautifully absurd.
As a weapon against global warming, it sounds so simple and low-tech that it could not possibly work. But the idea of using millions of buckets of whitewash to avert climate catastrophe has won the backing of one of [...]
A lesson for Gordon here, or any other government which spends more than they expropriate - Can’t balance your budget? Easy solution, do as Maryland did and find someone rich to fleece.
The WSJ picks up the story:
Maryland couldn’t balance its budget last year, so the state tried to close the shortfall by fleecing the wealthy. [...]
Just raising my voice to join Nick in his outpouring of shock and outrage at Sarkozy and the community organizer.
They said President Nikolas Sarkozy was focused on the ‘main event’ of hosting U.S. President Barack Obama.
HOW DARE THEY.
The main event is the line of ancient and time wearied heroes making a pilgrimage to [...]
Now we all knew Nikolas Sarcophagus is a slithey tove and Frau Merkin of Krautland’s bitch* but this takes the custard cream and dunks it…
Buckingham Palace voiced anger last night after the French snubbed the Queen over next week’s D-Day commemorations.
Aides said senior royals had repeatedly made clear their eagerness to support the historic 65th [...]
Got a ‘mail this morning from my friend (and Samizdatista) Midwesterner. Someone had brought up the issue of neglected literary classics and pre WWI Germany and this is what I had to say. Mid said I ought to public it. Well… Samizdata saw fit to take him on and their technorati ranking makes me and [...]
At least I think that’s where I live. They are making an utter hash of a council re-organisation. Basically they’re splitting the county of Cheshire down the middle or at least that’s what I thought they were doing until yesterday when I got a load of guff from Stockport council. God knows. I preferred the [...]
“Now who might you be, my little girl?” asked Safronov. “What did your mummy and daddy do?”
“I’m nobody,” said the little girl.
“How can you be nobody? Surely some sort of principle of the female sex must have fixed things so you could get yourself born under Soviet power?”
“But I didn’t want to be be born [...]