Now what exactly do we need to invent? Better treatments for cancer? Absolutely! Cheap orbital access? For sure! Room temp superconductors? Of course!
But no! Instead human ingenuity has given us this. Behold!
With recent figures showing a huge rise in the number of toddlers being given iPads and other expensive gadgets, the iPotty – a potty with a built in iPad holder, might not be as daft as it first seems.
Yes, it is as daft as it first seems. And why dear Gods are people giving toddlers iPads? I honestly don’t really see the point of iPads anyway. I mean let’s all buy a piss-poor laptop without a keyboard for more money and no HD. Steve Jobs must be chuckling from the grave. If I had a kid (a fair bit above potty training age) I’d get ‘em a Raspberry Pi. I mean I had a Speccy as a kid. I didn’t take it into the bathroom, mind. And I programmed it rather than watched Peppa sodding Pig.
The invention, goes on sale in March from CTA digital for $39.99. [About the same as a Pi].
Some experts have pointed out it shows how easy the iPad is to use.
Experts? It’s not rocket science. It’s playing “Angry Birds” whilst having a shit. I mean for fuck’s sake! I mean I can code. I even recall creating MSDOS 5 boot-disks to get games to play on my 386 (I also recall when this was all trees) and stuff. In short I prefer to write code and batch things rather than the “more human level” shitty little fingers scraping the screen.
‘When the Apple marketing bods said using the iPad was like child’s play, I don’t think they had this in mind,’ said Stuart Miles of gadget website Pocket Lint.
No shit Sherlock!
Give me a Linux system or similar – I still miss AmigaDOS – I’ll take that anyday rather than a (Hamid) Khazi with a load of junk from Cupertino made by the slaves of Foxconn.
I hope you’re all impressed by my avoiding of such terms as “logging-on”.
Typed on a Lenovo S205 running Win7.