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A life choice?

When was the last time Britain had an honest to God warrior Prince? Well, Phillip was a warrior, but wasn’t a member of the Royal Family at the time.

Andrew? He didn’t make a life career out of it. Charles? Hmph. A stint in the military does not a warrior make.

Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and Saint George!’


Exeunt. Alarum, and chambers go off


  1. CountingCats says:

    The American flag on the baseball cap is a nice touch.

  2. Peter Risdon says:

    Well, he is the son of a career officer.

  3. CountingCats says:


    Who? Charlie? You gotta be kidding.

  4. NickM says:

    I think you ought to consider what Peter was saying carefully. He was suggesting that Harry is not the son of Prince Chuckles and all the better for it. Hewitt might have been a scum-bag but he at least wasn’t the woeful idiot that is the heir to the throne. Him and his Duchy-fucking-Originals. What a profound wankenshaft of a cunticulated arse-bugle Prince Charles really is. God knows what the Duke of Edinburgh thinks of the first budded fruit of his loins.

  5. CountingCats says:

    Lightbulb (illegal as it might be) flicks on.

    Too subtle for me these days.

  6. Sam Duncan says:

    I always took all that stuff with a pinch of salt but my God, he looks a helluva lot like Hewitt in that photo, doesn’t he?

  7. RAB says:

    Nick, I gather that Prince Phillip’s opinion of his firstborn’s fitness to be King (or even tie shoelaces) is often expressed in language even stronger than yours! 😉

    Harry is a bloke, as is William, with blokeish tastes. They have met and mingled with us peasants, and unlike any generation of Royals before them, like and understand us. Diana may have been bonkers in many areas, but she did a fine job with da kids.

    If we can get past Chuckles (please God fall under a bus your Royal Hideousness!) then the Monarchy will be fine, but as I’ve said before, if Fuckwit Buggerlugs the third takes over, that will be the end of a still valuable institution.

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