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Why do they hate us? Because we are not them.

Because we don’t hold that a violent, mass murdering, thieving, oath breaking, misogynistic paedophile, who advocated slavery and rape, condoned lying and political assassination, and freely indulged his galloping satyriasis, is THE moral exemplar who’s every action is to be admired and emulated?

Because we don’t aspire to a concept of Paradise that is comparable to (and about as spiritual as) my concept of a high class brothel?


The troops have gone in -

Commandos stormed the Taj today, apparently leading to the release of guests inside, with television footage showing people being shepherded out of the building.

Shortly afterwards, the upper floors of the landmark hotel became engulfed in flames and huge plumes of smoke billowed out from its distinctive red dome. It was not immediately clear what caused the blaze or whether the gunmen were still inside.

Not clear if the gunmen were still inside? Well, short of being slowly dismembered being burned to death is supposed to be the most painful way possible to die, so here is hoping the cunts were broiled, slowly.

Islam has bloody borders.


  1. El Draque says:

    I know I shouldn’t . . .
    I know I ought to try to understand these events in order to be able to prevent them .. .
    I know that we should not dare to play god with these beings . .. .
    I know that the death penalty is repugnant . . .
    I know that inflicting pain by torture is corrupting and useless . . .

    Yet still . . .

    I’d like to put any surviving terrorists in front of a Metal Storm gun, on single shot mode, and slowly work up their bodies, starting with the ankle joint . . . then the knees – - – then the pelvis. . .
    After cutting crosses in the bullet noses . . .

    But I know I shouldn’t . . .

  2. Nick M says:

    El Draque,

    I know exactly where you are coming from.

    During the Battle of Britain one of the most decent men (and best fighter pilots ever) “Sailor” Malan of the RAF could have scored more kills but by the end he grew to hate so much that rather than score more kills he preffered to rake German bombers from stem to stern and see them limp back to France with the maimed, the dead and the dying on board. He thought it would have a greater morale effect back at base than a “missing, presumed lost”. That and he hated them.

    After the war he returned to South Africa and campaigned against apartheid.

  3. CountingCats says:

    Well, why not take them at their word? These blokes believe that if they die while doing this they get to paradise and spend the rest of eternity fucking their brains out. They also hold to the nonsense that if they are buried with any quantity at all of pig then they are excluded from the fuckfest.

    Stuff their mouths with pork, and bury them in a pigskin shroud. Send the message – you attack us? Then say goodbye to the celestial brothel.

  4. NickM says:

    Look up what Gen John “Blackjack” Pershing did in the Phillipines. Oh, I guess you know the story. It is possibly at several levels apocryphal.

    Some fucking mullah will come out with a fatwa saying if you die in jihad then Allah will provide a magic shroud between you and the pig-skin and you will be at the right hand of Muhammed or some such bilge. Think of it as a varient on taqqiya. Even sin can be worked around in the cause of the greater good sometimes. Oh, I know. I’m sometimes, “Roast the fucker’s alive in hog-fat” and hijack Al-Jazeera et al’s satellites…

    I don’t think it will work. These are true believers. It would be like showing fossils to a YEC. They’d only say, “Well, they’re the ‘dragons” of Genesis and perished in the flood”.

    I have spent twenty years following NUFC. I know self-delusion ;-)

  5. NickM says:

    and hi-jack Al-Jazeera’s satellites for the live show.

    I meant to say.

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