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Full disclosure

I just want to make clear, in the spirit of openness pioneered by George Monbiot, we, the Kittie Kounters, will not accept payment from any questionable sources at all. With this restriction in mind we limit ourselves to contributions from Exxon, the CIA, Mossad and the Koch brothers.

I cannot disclose the level of payment yet, we are still waiting on the cheques.

I hope that clears the air.


  1. Bill Sticker says:

    Not that anyone’s offered………….. Waiting………………………. still waiting……………….. all donations gracefully accepted……………. zzzzzzzzzz

  2. Ian B says:

    You guys haven’t got your cheques yet?

  3. Tim Newman says:

    If anybody knew just how f*cking hard it was to get money out of ExxonMobil…

  4. CountingCats says:


    There is your mistake. You only consult with them professional, we spread climate denialism, fear, uncertainty and doubt. That pays a whole lot better. And on time as well; or so they told me at our clandestine meetings underneath Waterloo Bridge.

  5. Sunfish says:

    How was Georgie planning to account for non-cash compensation? I mean, favored access to government sources may be worth something but it would be hell for an honest accountant to evaluate it in monetary terms.

    OTOH, (former Enron advisor)^h^h^h^h^h noted economist Paul Krugman isn’t that busy these days.

  6. Rob Farrington says:

    I’ve been asked so often (in a wide – eyed, surprised way by my fellow Brits) whether I’m actually Jewish, that I reckon I’m overdue a cheque from Mossad.

    C’mon guys, I’m not asking for much. Just cover the cost of a few Krav Maga lessons and we’ll call it quits, OK? Oh, and even though I’m not a fundamentalist religionist type, I wouldn’t mind one of those Star of David Necklaces with a Christian Cross inside.

    It’s been said that no-one can be relied upon to defend the Jews, except the Jews themselves. Maybe that’s mostly true, but they can also add an angry 5’9” Celtish type carrying a baseball bat with nails hammered through it.

    Am yisrael chai!

  7. CountingCats says:


    You could add at least one Kitty Kounter to that army, and although I can’t speak for them, I suspect you could probably add more as well.

  8. NickM says:

    “It’s been said that no-one can be relied upon to defend the Jews, except the Jews themselves.”

    And that is a huge part of the problem. Much (most) of the international “community”* treats Israel as a pariah which naturally builds a siege mentality. After creating a siege mentality the international “community” then has a fit of the screaming hijabs over Israel building a wall…

    I am now only accepting payment in gold. I got this ring recently and it’s really started playing on my mind…

    *I heard Elton John has just got a three year residency in Vegas. Fair play to the crooning rug-artiste. Mr Dinner-jacket seems to have had a similar arrangement with the UN for years. He also brings the house down (in the UN chamber and indirectly in Sderot) all the bleeding time. And who can forget Saudi Arabia on a UN women’s rights committee? Or Ghadaffi’s Libya on the human rights one? If that’s the international “community” then I’m for moving!

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