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Hung like a….

A Zimbabwean man has told a court that he hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey, and that he is now “seriously in love” with the animal, according to state media.


  1. RAB says:

    It was all a horrible dream your Honour, a Midsummer Night’s Dream.

    Sly bugger that Shakespeare, I always knew there must be a good reason he called that character Bottom.

  2. NickM says:

    Yeah, RAB but as we all know due to the film “Anonymous” no middle-class grammer school lad from the provinces could have written such stuff. 😉

  3. Roue le Jour says:

    Grammer? Isn’t he the guy in Fraser? 😉

    Look, we’ve all gone home with someone and regretted it in the morning. You’re just making it worse now.

  4. Bod says:

    Should be bloody well hung!

    we could find out if the donkey gave interviews

  5. Lynne says:

    There must be a million and one ass jokes in the world but I figure this bloke beats them all…

  6. Henry Crun says:

    Too much sorghum beer puza. Man that stuff is lethal.

  7. Kevin B says:

    Yeah, but have you seen the prices Zimbabwean hookers charge? A gazillion bucks for overnight.

    So if she turns into a nice piece of ass while your sleeping, well, she’s gonna struggle to pick up the money off the dresser, ain’t she.

  8. NickM says:

    Yeah, Lynne nice one, and it turns out this isn’t the only African taking it up the ass recently either…

    Kevin, the problem Zim sex workers face due to hyperinflation is they probably need a beast of burden to get their earnings home so that might explain a lot here.

    Taken all in all I wonder if we took down the right African dictator. Of course one of the obscure facts about post-apartheid RSA is the EU employed them to cop Sub-Saharan Africa but the ANC and Zanu-PF were old campaigning buddies from way back when so taking on Comrade Bob was out of the question. We sent JDAMs to Libya and Rowan Williams to Harare. What was the dear Archbish going to do – bore the fucker to death.

  9. wiggiatlarge says:

    There was the wonderfull true story a few years ago of the Kenyan monister who was charged with buggery with one of his servants .
    The servants testimony was that he had been drugged by the minister(a Mr Banana ,i do not make this up) and woke in the morning on the floor of his masters house ,he awoke to see Mr Banana standing over him and was told that they had “helped themselves” whilst he was asleep.
    This did eventually go to trial so can be verified,

  10. Thornavis says:

    Didn’t Lucius Apuleius cover all this a couple of thousand years ago, just wait a while and Isis will sort it all out.

  11. Laird says:

    You know his friends are all laughing and telling him that he got the ugly one.

  12. Michael says:

    Eyore… Eyore… Eyore… ‘E always uses that excuse M’lord. He feels a total Ass.

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