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According to Jason Burke who wrote a most excellent book on Al Queda (I disagreed with some of Mr Bruke’s conclusions but Al Queda was a damn fine work) Britain is first in the firing line in 2009. Why? Because we’re pals with the USA and because we have huge numbers of chaps (some with beards you could lose a fox-terrier in) travelling between here and Pakistan which is of course where the jihad is based these days.

They have hit London and titted-up hitting Glasgow. I live on the edge of Manchester. I guess that means me or my Brummie cousins are next in line. And if that happens I expect a strongly worded post from Brisbane on my untimely demise.

And you know what. If he suffers any case of “root causism” and puts the blame on (say) the IAF’s current campaign of making the rubble bounce in Gaza then you lot, dear readers, all defect to DK or Old Holborn. Capiche? They are going to hit the UK again and whilst I am not being alarmist and will in no way shape or form change my lifestyle that likelihood doesn’t fill me with joy.

Because if they hit us again… There will be be hell to pay. Or there should be. There will probably be more cash for Paki community centres and much talk of inter-faith dialogue. Well I have no faith so if a nail-bomb takes my legs that’s fuck all to do with me (apart from the lack of legs obviously) so fuck it. Fuck them all. Fuck the Jihadis who want to drag us kicking and screaming back to the dark ages. And fuck the government who is so PC as to do nothing to the purpose other than make my life a minor misery whenever I travel. Yes, fuck them too. Fuck the wankers at the top who designated Islamic terrorism as “un-Islamic activity”. I have read the Qu’ran. Have they? They are either crooks or liars and either way they are not helping.

Oh and if A-Q (or pals) commit another “spectacular” in 2009 on British soil I hope that monocular Jock cunt remembers what we have HMS Vanguard, Vigilant, Victorious and especially Vengeance for. Just Mecca (preferably during the Hajj) and Qom would do the trick. Just a couple of hundred kilotons. Just enough to let them know that the true wrath of God comes from Aldermaston and not Allah. Just enough to let them know that they are doing Satan’s work and that hell follows with that.

I’m way to old to have to be bothered with this ancient shit. I have lived half the Biblical three-score and ten and throughout it Islamic lunatics have tried to kill me or destroy what I care about.


  1. CountingCats says:

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  2. Plamus says:

    “Someone must take their war to them. They bomb a church, we bomb ten. They hijack a plane, we take out an airport. They execute American tourists, we tactically nuke an entire city. We must make terrorism so horrific that it becomes unthinkable to attack Americans.”

    “Some men are put here to shape destiny, to protect freedom, despite the atrocities they must commit. I am one of those men. Thousands die every day for no reason at all, where is your bleeding heart for them? You give your twenty
    dollars to Greenpeace every year and think you are changing the world. What countries will harbor terrorists, when they realize the consequences of what I will do? Did you know I can buy nuclear warheads in Minsk for forty million each? I buy half a dozen, I even get a discount.”

    The movie was pretty weak, except for Halle Berry’s tatas, and Gabriel Shear’s take on terrorism. Both of those, or rather these three, were pretty damn spectacular.


  3. CountingCats says:

    They bomb a church, we bomb ten. They hijack a plane, we take out an airport.

    Fuck that. No, we are better than that.

    They bomb a church, we take out the offices of The Bureau of State Security. They hijack a plane, we take out the offices of The Bureau of State Security. The point is, we don’t take out churches or airports full of non combatants.

    That is the difference between them and us.

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