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Friendship: The exiled Tibetan spiritual leader also urged Charles to carry on his work

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  1. Bod says:

    Camilla, off-stage: “Charles just wants to be his suppository.”

  2. John Galt says:

    Camilla: When Diana said “There were three people in this marriage from the start.”, I presumed she was referring to me….

  3. Lynne says:

    I had my brain set in this ring and polished until it was all nice and shiny – see?

  4. NickM says:

    I want to rule over a medieval autocracy too, how do I do it Lama?

  5. Looks like some lecherous uncle drooling over his teenage niece at a wedding. Although the mental picture of jug-ears as anybody’s niece is so distressing I wish it hadn’t come to me…

  6. RAB says:

    “I don’t want to worry you Your Highness, but having just read your palm, it seems you are a reincarnation of Charles I…

  7. LJH says:

    You will be reincarnated as a tampon!

  8. Captain Fatty says:

    “Oh, you have women’s hands Blackadder”

  9. Peter Whale says:

    That’s the brightest thing about you!

  10. NickM says:

    The tampon thing was like two decades ago. Now my vague male understanding is tampons are changed after a few hours. That one has stuck to the Chucklester in Chief like the kind of glue they fit Typhoon wings with.

    ian (not that one) b,

    Yeah and I wish you hadn’t shared it. Top notch mind! That is Viz quality filth.

  11. RAB says:

    Well keep ‘em coming folks. So far John Galt is in the lead.

    There are plenty more to be rung from it…

    “Which hand is the Duchy Original in? Simples. You’ve only held up one, you moron!


    From the Dutchess to a person off camera…

    “Yes my Close Protection Officer did show me the quickest way to strangle one, because these two giggling chrysalis Kings have been a right pain in the arse all day!…

    But it’s mayhem bedlam and panic in RAB Towers right now folks. We are off to France for 2 weeks tomorrow, with the bonkers dog, Madam Joy.

    I hope to be in touch, I have been promised free WiFi in our rented cottage, but I was promised that last time and didn’t get it. So if it doesn’t happen this time someone’s nadgers are going to become aquainted with my knee. Talk later.

  12. Kevin B says:

    Camilla: “Well it’s all the horse riding of course. Poor old Charlie rattles around like a pea in a bucket. I suppose I can’t really blame him for looking elsewhere.

    “Mind you, I’m not sure about this new one. I know you’re not supposed to mention it these days but I think she’s a bit of a BLT. Er… I mean G&T. Oh, you know what I mean.

    “I mean ‘Dolly LaMarr’! What sort of name is that?

    “Then again, most of the trannies I know have much better dress sense. I mean that frock has definitely seen better days. And those shades!”

  13. tor says:

    I already have the Dalai Lama & the Royal Family in me wee video

  14. “Viz quality filth.”

    Praise indeed…

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