From Direct Line:
Apropos of nothing they offer me home insurance for GBP261.03 pa.
This is based upon…
Period of build 1980-1989.
It was built in 1600. Obviously work has been done since like electricity and gas and stuff. I no longer have to “fetch pit pony” and the letters turn-up by internet because the Royal Mail needs a Moist. They generally tend not to be able to organize a blow-job in a monkey whore-house even if they turned-up a truckload of bananas.
No. of bedrooms: 3.
Two actually but if Direct Line want to extend my home (it is grade II listed mind) buck-shee then grand!
No. of occupants: 2 adults, 1 child.
Well, I’m 38, my wife is 33 and Timmy is 7. Timmy is a cat though. Behaves like a child mind. Well, like a kitten which is much the same.
It goes on. It is all utter speculation. Utter spam because there must be quite a few folks those specs fit.