Recently I saw a Safestyle UK TV advert (they do double glazing) featuring that titanic “comedy” duo Canon and Ball. That is “duo” as in “duodenal” as in “ulcer”.
I thought the talentless cretins were dead or something. But no! The local free-sheet that turned-up today contained an advert for Cannon and Ball at the Stockport Plaza on October 16th. And it’s £16 a ticket…
But wait, there is more. Their special guest is Stu “Ohh, I could crush a grape” Francis.
There really ought to be some sort of euthanasia scheme. Or a rest-home or something.