Correction, that should of course read Flood your fault.
I am grateful to the “Nanny knows best” for this link
which was too good to miss. I suspect the potato farmer in question may now be considering switching to rice, but there is a serious point.
The ever-charming and truthful BBC were telling us only seven months ago that we would have a drought until Christmas, blah blah and you know it’s all part of a certain narrative. So remember the drought is caused by you driving cars or flying or something, and so is the flood because they have been interviewing utter halfwits saying “argh… tis the worst I’ve ever seen it, so it is”
It’s not like there are comprehensive records available anywhere that show heavy rainfall is quite normal in late autumn, no. Let’s rely on the panicked observations of poorly educated simpletons.
Remember plebs, it’s all your fault.
In some way.
So we will have to increase taxes.