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Quote of the Day

There’s nothing brave in the sound of baa.

Andrew Bolt

3 Comments

  1. Julie near Chicago says:

    Well, it’s hard to argue against Mr. Bolt there….

    Which won’t stop the Alarmists from continuing their lying propaganda, of course.

  2. Mr Ed says:

    A train from London to Edinburgh had left Berwick. On board, a group of scientists and others, who were en route to a multi-disciplinary conference. 5 miles north of Berwick, a Cosmologist surveyed the landscape and proclaimed ‘Oh look, Scottish sheep are black!’ on seeing a swarthy ovine beast grazing in a field.

    ‘Well’, said a chemist ’some sheep in Scotland are black.’

    A physicist remarked ‘There is a black sheep in Scotland, we haven’t seen any other sheep yet.’

    A mathematician sighed and said ‘In one field in Scotland, there is one sheep that is black on one side’.

    A climatologist gasped, then jumped up and shouted ‘Greenhouse gas emissions are turning sheep black!’

  3. CountingCats says:

    snigger

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