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Muslims don’t own wristwatches…

Nope, nor alarm clocks either apparently; they all have whacking great Plasma TV’s though that are turned on 24 hours a day. How do we know this? Well Channel 4 are planning to broadcast the first call to prayer for them so they don’t miss out during Ramadan. Allah alone knows how they all found their way to prayers this morning or yesterday or the day before, without those diligent chaps at Channel 4 helping them out.

So what is this gimmicky piece of crap all about? Erm… it’s supposed to be inclusive and to raise our ex Christian peasants awareness of the privations that the Religion of Peace puts itself through in praise of God on all of our behalves.

Christians used to do something similar once upon a time, it was called Lent, I wonder if any Muslims have heard of it or wish their consciousness of it raised? No, I doubt it too. There is only one God and we all wearily know by now what his name is, don’t we boys and girls?

The only remnant left in public memory of lent is Shrove Tuesday, or Pancake Day, now considered a treat not a privation. Ah well, civilisations rise and fall after all…

A.N. Wilson eviscerates  the whole farago  here.

No doubt we can look forward to a nice little clip of some top class Campanology coming from a beautiful English country church every Sunday morning around 9am from now on Channel 4 can’t we?


  1. Penseivat says:

    Next week I plan on wandering around my town eating a BLT (Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato) sandwich and, if the weather is warm enough, either my Porky Pig or “I (heart) Tel Aviv” T-shirt. I would call this neither provocative nor confrontational but simply my right in a fundamentally Christian society to enjoy myself. I did think of wearing a T-shirt with the image of a flip-flop floating on water but thought that this really would be confrontational – and we don’t want that!

  2. John Galt says:

    In my sometime home-town of Penang, Malaysia I don’t need an alarm clock as the muezzin shouts out the adhan (muslim call to prayer) from about 5:45 onwards.

    After being there a few weeks you learn to sleep through it.

    Don’t know what his name is or whether his views are liberal or radical, but one thing I know with absolute certainty is that the tone deaf old bastard can’t carry a note.

    I’m thinking of sending an anonymous memo to the mosque saying “Psst…try Autotune…”

  3. Incunabulum says:

    Wow, soon you won’t be able to see anything on tv. It will be filled with calls to prayer, church bells ringing for services, and whatever other religious notifications are out there, right, right?

  4. Twenty_Rothmans says:

    Ensure that you are upwind of them, and then declare “That BLT was worthy of Mohammed himself PBUH”.

    I am unsure how you pronounce PBUH but as John Galt points out, diction isn’t their strong suit.

  5. John Galt says:

    Easier said than done.

    To take NickM’s law of “Your gaff, your rules” to its logical conclusion, I am a guest in their country and be applying and accepting a visa to remain I acknowledge their right to place terms and conditions upon my residence in their country.

  6. RAB says:

    They are guests in my country too John, but they don’t seem to have the same wisdom or acknowledgment that you or I do. If I were to eat a Bacon butty outside a Mosque at kicking out time after friday prayers I may very well have my hair parted by a meat cleaver or get done for “Hate Munchies” by the Plod.

  7. John Galt says:

    Just because certain followers of “the religion of peace” don’t acknowledge the same code of behaviour or give-and-take which in England of an earlier age would be viewed as little more than the politeness and consideration of a gentlemen, we should all behave like sewer rats?

    A rhetorical view obviously, but if our own moral code and ethics is to mean anything, then it is to lead by example, even in the face of the depredations of ignorant savages…

  8. Mr Ed says:

    RAB, your hypothetical offence would be a ‘hate’ crime, and be likely to be worth more in the Plod stats than a meatcleaver incident, which might merit a caution.

    Never lose sight of the fact that ‘the followers of the religion of peace’ are, in the Kulturkampf, a tool of the Left, and the Left would hammer them in an instant were they not ‘useful’.

  9. John Galt says:

    Perhaps we should follow the instincts of the hound “No matter what shit occurs in your life, just spread dirt over it and move on”.

    Woof! Woof!

  10. RAB says:

    What the Left fail to appreciate Mr Ed, is that Marxism is barely 150 years old. Islam is 1600 years old, and a damn sight more totalitarian than any Marxist, Trot or Maoist could ever dream of being. Islam plays a long game and is in the insurgence right now. It will never stop, it can be delayed, it can be eradicated, but it will never stop, its basic tenets will never permit it to.

    I’d love to see the indictment for my hypothetical offence… which is why I called it “Hate Munchies” (but I love Bacon Butty’s officer!) because they could not possibly charge me with Hate Speech, as I can truthfully plead in my defence that my mother told me never to talk with my mouth full. :-)

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