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An Offer they Couldn’t Refuse…

Well you can’t blame the Mafia for following the money can you? After all that other Europe-wide criminal Organisation is the one mainly promulgating the proliferation of these useless and costly wind-farms, and they haven’t had their books audited in 19 years. What the hell, it’s only someone else’s money! Roll up roll up and get a grant or five. Er.. that’s yours and mine by the way. If the EU was a private company it would be in receivership by now.

Now then ladies and gents- would you like to invest in the Rabatron Perpetual Motion Machine company? Or the Rabbini North Sea Olive Groves Corporation? Bargain prices for early takers… Winking smile


  1. John Galt says:

    So answer me a question? Knowing what you know now, would you have joined the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei in the 1920’s?

    Because it seems to me that this is the ultimate price of compliance with the EU. Danegeld always comes with a price and to exchange individual sovereignty for a bag of gold is still treason, both against nation and more importantly against your own rational self-interest and that of your genes unborn.

    “For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?” – Mark 8:36 (King James Bible)

  2. RAB says:

    I voted NO in 1975. The evil bastards didn’t fool me even then when every political party and newspaper was urging YES!

    You just had to ask yourself one simple question…

    How are an extra couple of thousand politicians and bureaucrats going to help me live a long and fulfilled life, when the fuckwits we already have can’t? Get the fuck out of my face and my pocket!

  3. Julie near Chicago says:

    RAB, no one who’s ever lived with a small person aged 4-8 wouldn’t want anything to do with another Perpetual Motion Machine. I took a subject instance to McDonald’s at one point when she was toward the upper end of that age range, and shortly before we left another mom came over to me and said, “You must be so tired all the time!” :>))!!

    Mind you, that’s when she was mostly just sitting there eating, and then going out to the playground.

    So keep your foul RABatron! Now those olives are another matter. I prefer oil-cured, thank you. Although standard “plain” green or black olives are fine too.

    And who are you to question the business judgment of the Mafia?!

  4. Julie near Chicago says:

    I never know whether to take up space correcting typos when it seems to me people will just mentally correct it…but just for the record…”no one … would want anything to do with….” :(

  5. RAB says:

    I was that perpetual motion machine Julie. As a child I was hyperactive, but they hadn’t invented it yet, so parents, teachers and those around me had to cope as best they could with a kid going at 100mph all his waking moments.

  6. John Galt says:

    Whilst the laws and statutes of the nation states to which we are in bondage remain matters for complaint and debate, I would remind both RAB and Julie near Chicago that in this blog, we obey the laws of thermodynamics.

    All else is madness…

  7. Julie near Chicago says:

    Oh, RAB, your poor parents. My sincerest sympathies. :(

    Heh … seriously, she was a little pistol for sure, but I don’t think to the point of being really hyperactive. There were times when it was a bit trying, but I gots to say, there was a lot to enjoy there. (But if you say I said so, I’ll call you a liar to your face. 😉 )

  8. Julie near Chicago says:

    Well, JG, we may obey the Laws of Thermo, but the thing is, has anybody explained them to the 8-year-olds? LOL

  9. RAB says:

    Oi John! What you doing in Brum then? You going to pop down and visit us or what? We have a street party in our road next weekend. Ness is playing. Lots of talent in our neighbourhood.

  10. Sam Duncan says:

    “… in this blog, we obey the laws of thermodynamics.

    Unless it’s funnier otherwise.

  11. John Galt says:


    Since the line is paraphrased from The Simpsons anyway, when Homer catches Lisa with a perpetual motion machine, it kinda already is cartoon physics.


    But you knew that already, you’re just pulling my leg you tinker!

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