The Creation Story As Told by the Dog
On the first day of creation, God created
On the second day, God created man to
serve the dog.
On the third day, God created all the
animals of the earth (especially the horse)
to serve as potential food for the dog.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil
so that man could labor for the good of the
On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball
so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary
science to keep the dog healthy, and the
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He
had to walk the dog.