From the NST we have this wondrous story…
LUSAKA: A Malawian man has been left without a penis and is missing three toes after they were eaten by a hyena in a Zambian border town, a local hospital said Wednesday.
Chamangeni Zulu, in his early twenties, was discharged from the Chipata General Hospital this week, a senior nurse told AFP.
“He was discharged on Monday after the relatives requested that he should be transferred to Muchinji in Malawi,” said Sister Precious Matongo, referring to a town just across the border.
“They should be constantly cleaning the wounds but he is stable,” she added.
Local media reported that Zulu sacrificed his body parts after being told by a traditional healer that it would help him become rich.
“I went to a bush where I was instructed to be naked and a hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten,” he is quoted as saying by the Times of Zambia.
Many Malawians cross the border between the two southern African countries to work on Zambia’s commercial tobacco farms. — AFP
Apparently he stood bollock naked in the Zambian bush at 4am due to the prognostications of a witch doctor until a Hyena ate his penis. All across the world there is a dimwit born every minute. Fortunately (as in this case) his line is ended.
My parents worked in Zambia and going out in the sticks at the dead of night was a very stupid thing. I mean our largest and meanest natural predator is the badger. In Africa they have critters the likes of which…
Anyway, this daft sod won’t be paddling in the gene pool.
This grave tale of grimnacious stupity has a kerching with me dear reader because I was conceived in Zambia.