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Yes, there is an “Anus” in the Phillipines…

… and it is not that far from a “Bollock”.

And there is much more gold to be mined. I realised I was in the wrong job when my solar-system dynamics lecturer (he’s on the telly sometimes) Carl Murray used the phrase, “Semilatus rectum” and I was the only one to laugh. I blame Viz. And my Gran who had a turn of phrase that would shock you younglings (easily the worst line uttered by Ewan McGregor – evah).

H/T davidthompson.


  1. Paul Marks says:

    Nick – when I am finally sacked from Wicksteed Park (t must be soon enough) I will have to come and visit you and your wife.

    I miss your way of talking.

    Besides I need a hard walk in the hills.

  2. NickM says:

    You missed a trick this afternoon. I (with cracked ribs) had to break into my own home. That was emotional.

  3. Sam Duncan says:

    Gold indeed, Nick. What a link. I foresee hours of puerlile geography ahead. The Phillipines actually appears to have two Anuses. There’s a novelty.

    But the map doesn’t seem to feature the lovely little Austrian town of Fucking. I thought everyone on the internet knew about it. People keep stealing the signs.

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