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Utter Drivel

Hot on the heels of the staggering success of Dolly Draper’s Labourlist the loons are at it again. This time in Wales.

Now, I think it is fair to say that the Welsh have a fine and noble tradition of singing and poetry. It is also fair to say that the following is not part of that tradition…

If I had produced that I would be burying the hard disk after having burnt it first. I would then be phoning the Pope himself to beg for absolution. I would not be putting it on a bloody website. That is toe-curlingly awful. It makes you want to eat your own teeth. It is weapons-grade abysmal. If they used that as a psy-war op in the Afghan/Pakistan tribal areas bin Laden would be out of his cave in five minutes and begging the nearest US Marine to permanently take all the pain away. Actually it’s worse than that. Welsh Labour have saved us 20 billion quid because with that in the arsenal we have replaced Trident with something much more lethal and sinister.

Tip of the titfer to DK


  1. JuliaM says:

    I think we have a winner for Eurovision, though!

  2. Dungeekin says:

    The gentlemen concerned need to get themselves two things: a vocalist, and a lyricist.

    With that in mind, I humbly submit ‘Delilah Brown‘ – my rebuttal to Messrs Hain and Morgan.


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