Today The Internet Died

From today everything you do online in the UK has to be stored by your ISP for perusal by UKGov. This is my reply…

Gordon Brown, Fresh young twats, dirty bomb, dutch steamer, donkey punch, Mandelson, Jacqui Smith, pajamas, potted cactus, up the bracket, extreme, violent, pornography, arsehole, wankers, wankers, wankers, Jihad, underage action, McNulty, Blears, chipmunk sex, Hoon, Hoons, complete Hoonery, tits, Jihad (again), cock-wash, 600kg fertiliser, Big Ben, Mr Ben, Uncle Ben, bummed by a Thai ladyboy called “Ben”, drivel, libertarians, arseholes (plural this time), demented control freaks, Josef Fritzl was a good man - just misunderstood, angle-grinder, Jacqui Smith’s tits, blender, Milliband’s cock, VX, Sarin, semtex, shoe bomb, sharia law, violated, privacy, quantitative easing, nakedkids.com, virgin sex, Virgin Media, Zavvi, taken roughly from behind, Northern Rock, Fred Goodwin, pensions, bollocks, stimulus, Allahu Ackbar, Admiral Ackbar, it’s a trap!, sedition, G20, Berlusconi, exploding mascarpone, RIPA, over-filled wheelie bin, lampost, rope, some assembly required, kicked in the, Ed Balls, Blunkett’s guide dog, up the glitter path, erotic yelping, furries, Brazilian waxing, Mandelson (again), North Korea, nuclear secrets, Stasi, British jobs for British workers, felched by a hairy backed Bulgarian using Waterford Crystal, against my will, nothing to hide, nothing to fear, 1984, fuck you, anthrax, letter bomb, Muslims, more wankers, carbon trading, Death to the West!, suicide, bingo-wing sex, Michelle Obama’s toned upper-arms, 70 year old hairy cunt*, hairless pre-teen cunt, cunts in general, and in particular, cunts, detonation, Religion of Peace, Religion of Pieces, bearded sausage jockeys, beards, sausage jockeys, gay apocalypse, meltdown, Madonna, wind farms are useless, carbon footprint, Al Gore, nipple-clamps, femdom, nerve gas, Colt 45, up the jacksie, down the kazoo, gum tree, paddle, shit creak, fucked, fucking fucked, cunted, stetted, The End.

*Someone got to Cats by typing that one into Google.