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I have mentioned Jamster “products” before. Yeah, Jamster. Remember the perps of the first ever digital atrocity and crime against humanity that was The Crazy Frog*. Recall the adverts of that terrible creation dredged from the darkest part of Satan’s worst nightmare after he’d consumed a surfeit of raw pork and opium? Recall the flying helmet and the miniscule (and totally biologically incorrect) genitals that outraged any conception of decency? I am not even gonna mention the actual ring-tone itself which constituted audiological warfare. I mean play that from Predator drones all over the ‘stan and the North West Frontier and we’d have bin-Laden himself begging for a US Marine to end it all within the hour.

I regret to inform you they have outdone themselves with this screensaver.

Yours for GBP4.50 per week. Is there a cheaper way to let everyone know your a complete an utter bloody idiot?

*Do not click that link.

7 Comments

  1. Infidel753 says:

    AAARRRGGHH! The “screen fun cat” in the second row looks like it’s…..well, I’m not gonna go there.

  2. Von Spreuth says:

    XXXYours for GBP4.50 per week. Is there a cheaper way to let everyone know your a complete an utter bloody idiot?XXX

    You could always join the Labour party. THAT is cheaper, and has the desired effect.

    Von Brandenburg-Preußen

  3. Infidel753 says:

    Well, if you became an MP you could claim the £4.50 a week on your expenses…..

  4. SaltedSlug says:

    Fucking hell.
    Once again I have stared into the abyss.

  5. Infidel753 says:

    And remember that when you stare into the Crazy Frog, the Crazy Frog also stares into you.

  6. mandrill says:

    If only I could persuade people to pay me 4.50 a week in perpetuity to write ‘IDIOT’ on their foreheads with a permanent marker, I’d have it made.

  7. Sheri Sutton says:

    Really awesome read. Truely..

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