IMPORTANT NOTICE
RE: SWINE FLU
As you were advised through an earlier Department advisory letter, there is a distinct possibility of an outbreak and epidemic of Swine Flu in this country.
To facilitate identification and in order that you may be on the alert for indications that you or members of your family may have contracted the virus, you should be aware of the following symptoms:
1. Sore throat
2. Persistent slight headache
3. Nausea or upset stomach
4. An uncontrollable urge to fuck in the mud
Holy shit!
I’ve been feeling like that for decades!
I put it down to copious amounts of Booze.
Do you recon I am the carrier?
I always wanted to be one of the Four Horsemen of the Appocalipse
Shouldn’t that be on of the Four Porkmen.
With the prevalence of ranting-and-shouting fundamentalist preachers these days, I think of them as the Four Hoarse Men of the Apocalypse.
Perhaps you should add a fifth,
Innability to spell
Apocalypse