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Government advisory

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IMPORTANT   NOTICE

RE:  SWINE  FLU

As you were  advised through an earlier Department advisory letter, there is a  distinct possibility of an outbreak and epidemic of Swine Flu in this  country.

To facilitate  identification and in order that you may be on the alert for indications that  you or members of your  family may have contracted the virus, you should be aware of the following  symptoms:

1.   Sore throat
2.   Persistent slight headache
3.   Nausea or upset stomach
4.   An uncontrollable urge to fuck in the mud

4 Comments

  1. RAB says:

    Holy shit!

    I’ve been feeling like that for decades!

    I put it down to copious amounts of Booze.

    Do you recon I am the carrier?

    I always wanted to be one of the Four Horsemen of the Appocalipse

  2. Nick M says:

    Shouldn’t that be on of the Four Porkmen.

  3. Infidel753 says:

    With the prevalence of ranting-and-shouting fundamentalist preachers these days, I think of them as the Four Hoarse Men of the Apocalypse.

  4. RAB says:

    Perhaps you should add a fifth,

    Innability to spell

    Apocalypse ;-)

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