I was just down the Co-op and they had co-operative radio droning in the background. The were advertising their new “experience days” promotion.
flying in a MiG-25 to the edge of space, hot air ballon ride and a picnic, instruction in driving a rally car. Oh no…
“Why not experience a traditional wet shave from a barber?”
Fucking Hell! That’s just magic.
At least now we know what to have a national whip-round and get Gordon Brown and there will be a huge queue (including me) of people dangerously inexperienced with the use of a cut-throat razor who will pro-bono provide our beloved and soon to be ex maximum leader with an experience to truly remember.
At least for however long it taskes to bleed to death from a severed jugular. The carotid would be too quick.
I seriously doubt that there are many haidressers left to can use a cut throat razor anymore.
Most of them cant even cut hair!
Turkey is the place for a shave and a haircut. I always have one as soon as I get off the plane.
You also get an upper body massage as well, all for about a tenner!
Now that really is magic!
Personally I prefer the lower body massage but that is just me.
They give you a little discount card for that when you leave.
The lower body massage is further down the street.
I haven’t heard the full list of Co-op adventures, but from what you’ve reported here it seems refreshingly free of ‘green’ marketing bullshit.
Unlike that annoying Electricite de France (EDF) ad where they vandalise the Union Flag by turning it fucking green to pimp their ‘renewable’ credentials, (which mostly consist of importing their own nuclear power from France).