I was just down the Co-op and they had co-operative radio droning in the background. The were advertising their new “experience days” promotion.
flying in a MiG-25 to the edge of space, hot air ballon ride and a picnic, instruction in driving a rally car. Oh no…
“Why not experience a traditional wet shave from a barber?”
Fucking Hell! That’s just magic.
At least now we know what to have a national whip-round and get Gordon Brown and there will be a huge queue (including me) of people dangerously inexperienced with the use of a cut-throat razor who will pro-bono provide our beloved and soon to be ex maximum leader with an experience to truly remember.
At least for however long it taskes to bleed to death from a severed jugular. The carotid would be too quick.