Gordoom has promised us the recession wil be over by Christmas.
Is he even madder than I thought?
When was the last time anyone made such a promise? Oh, yes, the Summer of 1914 and didn’t that turn-out well!
You can read the whole thing here but I must warn you that vomit is murder to get out of a keyboard.
Or is he really psycho and he’s betting the farm (mine and yours, not his) on people going on a spending spree for Crimble? On tick of course which is how we got ourselves into this mess in the first place.
In which case it begs the question as to whether there is any procedure for Her Majesty to dispatch a couple of trick-cyclists from the Freud Squad to Downing Street with five-point restraints and a bottomless van to convey Mr Brown to a rest-home for the clinically deranged.