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I would bugger Jessica Rabbit –

doggy style so I could reach around for her swinging orbs of glory…

…but I’d still be thinking of 69-ing Cheetara at the time.

Oh, those claws!

If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this post please contact the Counting Cats comment box. Seriously. Go on. Get your filthiest confessions off your chest. I want to know. Basically anything short of bringing Harriet Harman to a screaming orgasm (can you imagine what Cheetara sounds like at climax – I can -like a Siegfreid and Roy show gone horribly wrong) with the aid of galoshes and a Leatherman multi-tool is OK.

3 Comments

  1. Simon Jester says:

    Basically anything short of bringing Harriet Harman to a screaming orgasm … with the aid of galoshes and a Leatherman multi-tool

    How about 200 feet of nylon rope, a power drill, a 13″ dildo and a ring gag?

  2. I actually caught myself Googling ‘Lois Griffin naked’ a few months ago.

    Damn that Famous Grouse! I’m sick! Sick I tell you! *head in hands, gibbering uncontrollably*

  3. fraggle says:

    The Amateur Transplants put it this way –

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