There are rooms large enough to comfortably accomodate pachyderms. They tend to be found in zoos. But you’d need all of Pelennor Fields to hold Sauron’s horde of rampaging olliphaunts. Alas we have a bunch of Denethors in denial or wringing their hands* rather than a plucky Elf archer. Vote The Greenleaf Party – tough on Orcs, tough on the causes of Orcs.
I don’t recall a single election that has been so dominated by a single issue that no major politician actually wants to talk about. It’s a tragedy not just a fantasy.
Perhaps I’m wrong though and iDave actually traded his conservative principles for some magic beans. Or perhaps Vince the Enchanter is actually one of the missing Istari afterall or perhaps Gollum Brown will fall into the Crack of Doom at the last minute clutching the One Ring of Debt and shouting, “My Precious!!!”
Well, we live in hope that someone, somewhere is reforging the shards of Narsil and the Rohirrim are on their way whilst they live in fantasy.
Frankly I have more faith in some imaginary little fellas with furry feet than this shower of useless gits.
H/T Mr E & apologies to JRRT
PS. Whilst checking the spelling of “Pelennor” I found this
*Or as the Peter Jackson version had it demonstrating their inner mental anguish by compulsively eating cherry tomatoes – that’s why the “strategists” aren’t planning any photo-ops at salad bars…