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Caption competition

Actually, I know it isn’t the 20th May, but I am so excited I want to get in early.

So, what’s a good caption then?

Mo and a Medina Jew

Mo wins an argument with an infidel

Mo demonstrates the power of his intellect

Mo demonstrates the power of his logic

Mo, ten minutes after signing the treaty


Mo and a Medina Jew 1


  1. Lynne says:

    Why stick to drawing? You could have a whole range of merchandising – Jihad Mo dolls; Mo boxers; Mo toilet paper; Mo Little Pony (for the kiddies); Mo beer mats; Mo slippers…

  2. Lynne says:

    Aaaaand you want a caption comment.

    Mo demonstrating trick or treat Jihadi style.

  3. RAB says:

    Dear oh lor Cats!
    You are a clever man in many respects, but no dab hand with a pencil are you?
    You have a graphic artist on the books, why didn’t you get Ian to do it for you?

  4. CountingCats says:


    Of all people I know, I would have thought you could spot a piss take.

    It’s labeled Mo, that’s all that matters.

  5. Lynne says:

    Mo’s instant cure for spousal headaches.

  6. RAB says:

    Sorry Cats but my chuckle button for artwork got broken years ago.
    Most modern art looks like it is taking the piss to me.

    That could have been a Turner Prize entry for all I know. You might even win if you tagged it something like Post Neo Naive or summin.

    Nah you could have done better than that. You ask us to think up a caption, but the pic lacks so much definition, there’s little to do but state the bleedin obvious.

    I have been chucking round ideas that Mo has been a pretty bad boy himself hasn’t he, seeing as he appears to be a multiple amputee himself, with no hands and feet!
    But I cant get it down to a snappy caption.

  7. CountingCats says:


    Ah, but if Mo did something there would be no punishment. It would be a benediction, and something for all his followers to emulate.

  8. JohnRS says:

    Mo checking the edge of his knife before cooking dinner

    Mo reducing mankind’s carbon footprint

    Mo reserving his quote of virgins

  9. CountingCats says:

    Mo checking the edge of his knife before cooking dinner

    I would have thought using the one knife for slaughtering the sons of monkeys and pigs and then cutting up food would have been haraam.

  10. Laird says:

    Your Etch-a-Sketch skills are awesome!

  11. NickM says:

    Yeah you can tell I’m an amateur photograqpher, Ian is a graphic novelist and Cats is… Australian.

  12. NickM says:

    You can’t draw Cats. You are indeed not Mr Harris.

    Though, I have to say, I really rather like it.

    Seriously, it’s good. It’s the heads what win it. The sticky-out right cheek of Mo conveys the right amount of righteous twattery and the victim’s noggin dent to the top left works too.

    I really like it.

    It deserves a great slogan and I shall thinking cap it. It’s just that I find it difficult to use artistic language without sounding like Brian Wassisname.

    PS. Cats, I really mean it. I really like it. I am not taking the piss.

  13. CountingCats says:

    Wot you mean I can’t draw? Picasso ain’t got nuttin on me. A regular van Gogh me – Vincent that is, not Theo; I’m not murdered yet.

    I am not taking the piss.

    Why not? I was. It’s what we do best.

  14. Sunfish says:

    It’s like an Old Master. An MSPaint Old Master. With alternating Victoria Bitter and cold medicine.

    And how about “Not tonight, dear. Mrs. Mohamed has a headache”?

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