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My Mohammed

I’d forgotten this is Everybody Draw Mohammed day, but as an artist of a kind it would be remiss not to participate, so I just scribbled this one…

Everybody Draw Mohammed

Everybody Draw Mohammed

If you don’t have the right to offend, you don’t have the right to speak.


  1. RAB says:

    That’s more bleedin like it!

    Good morning little schoolgirl, will you squeeze my lemons till the juice runs down my leg?….
    Let’s have a bit of music to go with it…

  2. Caption:

    “Nine years old you say?”

  3. That’s bloody good, if somewhat disturbing.

    Although you make him look rather jolly and handsome. I suspect in reality he was a bit of an awkward, minging specimen.

  4. JuliaM says:

    “That’s bloody good, if somewhat disturbing.”

    Seconded! :)

  5. NickM says:

    More disturbing if her head was a bit lower.

    And images of befanged deranged clowns aren’t disturbing?

  6. Very good.

    He looks a bit like Burt Lancaster.

  7. RAB says:

    Oh I dont know Nick.
    I dont think it mentions in the Holy Scriptures how big Mo’s dick was.

    Given some ot the threads here lately, I wouldn’t put it past him to have one long enough to suck his own!

    Are we banned in Pakistan yet, by the way? ;-)

  8. IanB says:

    I’m appalled by the depraved interpretations being applied to my depiction of the prophet (pbuh) admiring the first Arabian oil strike.

  9. NickM says:

    He was hung like a Chinese mouse on a cold day was Uncky Mo.

    That’s why he introduced the fruitbat to Arabia.

    And that’s Tatyana’s “Arab Stink” – it smelt of mangoes down there…

    And don’t be silly RAB, them that can auto-fellate do and them that can’t found depraved religions.

  10. Anjem Choudary says:

    Praise be to Allah who created the creation for his worship and commanded them to be just and permitted the wronged one to retaliate against the oppressor in kind. To proceed:

    Peace be upon he who follows the guidance: With a sword of his vengeance we will strike down any who insult the great prophet. Infadels will be flung from their keyboards as the great martyr themselves, may Allah have mercy on them, at your datacentres. When your blades are in flames and your internets are no more we will descend upon you like a great plague and behead those who have brought this great injustice upon us.

    And Allah is our Guardian and Helper, while you have no Guardian or Helper. All peace be upon he who follows the Guidance.

  11. JohnRS says:

    I cant draw so:



    (PS Not mine…Sorry I can’t remember/find where I saw this)

  12. CountingCats says:

    Sorry Anjem, but Allah does not exist. And the only reason we do something like these images is is the threats that you and others make.

    If you and your fellows were to stop demanding we be bound by shariah we would have no reason to demonstrate that we are not so bound.

    Easy huh?

  13. Bod says:

    I vote pisstake.

    Anjem Choudary’s name was familiar, and there’s *AN* Anjem Choudary who’s a spokesman for Al Muhajiroun. But it seems like he’s been a bit quiet lately.

    If it’s the same guy, you’d think he’d have better things to do than pester CCinZ (no slur intended, but there are bigger fish to fry), and if it’s not the same guy then it’s a pisstake.

    Either way, whoever it is, fuck him and the goat he rode in on.

  14. Chuckles says:

    IanB, Looks a bit like Father Christmas attempting some market expansion.

    I thought this fellow rather got into the spirit of things –

  15. NickM says:

    Chuckles that is inspired. It’s the sort of thing to cause an aytollah to have a stroke trying to figure it out.

    I know the name of Mr Choudary and have said some very nasty things about the barstard in the past. It’s an alias. i’m just a mite dissapointed it wasn’t like some of the inchoate rants in risible English I got when this first kicked off in the wake of the original motoons. I did a Sauron /Mo mash-up and a couple of others and the abuse – I should have saved it – was breath-taking. One seemed to involve a lot of rape, buggery and torture described in BLOCK CAPS aimed at my sister. I don’t have a sister. Ho hum!

    Also a lot of “We don’t take the mickey out of your Jesus”. Well, they only care about that because he’s a prophet of theirs too, it shows a complete misunderstanding of our culture to assume folks here don’t and if the issue is merely depiction then I guess they haven’t been inside many Catholic Churhes…

  16. David Gillies says:

    Give the filthy schizophrenic Bedouin pirate some credit – she was six when he married her and he held off until she was nine before raping her. That’s like a fat girl keeping a Creme Egg uneaten for three years.

    Time for a bacon sandwich in honour of old Mo (pork be upon him.)

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