The Kitty Kounters have received their very first death threat:
Praise be to Allah who created the creation for his worship and commanded them to be just and permitted the wronged one to retaliate against the oppressor in kind. To proceed:
Peace be upon he who follows the guidance: With a sword of his vengeance we will strike down any who insult the great prophet. Infadels will be flung from their keyboards as the great martyr themselves, may Allah have mercy on them, at your datacentres. When your blades are in flames and your internets are no more we will descend upon you like a great plague and behead those who have brought this great injustice upon us.
And Allah is our Guardian and Helper, while you have no Guardian or Helper. All peace be upon he who follows the Guidance.
What do you think? Real? Or someone out there doing a piss take?
Nick/Ian, want to speak to the UK coppers about this? Threatening to strike at the neck is no laughing matter.
Threatening to kill us because we don’t accept we are bound by the injunctions of the Shariah is just that teensy little bit contrary to everything I have a shred of respect for.
Still, we are in very good company.