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You would as well, yes you would…

Dita Von Teese has a new lingerie range out from September 23rd…


Gentlemen, I think we all know where our Crimble shopping money is going this year…


  1. RAB says:

    Things to twang
    are definately
    my thang!

    But how to get the wife into them though?

  2. Now look what you’ve done! I had to beat myself unconscious with the cat, and it’ll take days to get the teeth marks out of my desk dammit!

  3. NickM says:

    Ya see! One of our biggest recent hits turned into a thread on General Relativity and we also do T&A. Truly we are Renaisannce men! Well I am. The Kitty Kounter seems obsessed with Kanada…

  4. NickM says:

    Shortly after I posted this the missus mentioned it to me. She also said it might sell-out. Dear fuck.

  5. Rob Fisher says:

    Speaking of Deeta Von Teese, it seems she’s on the side of the angels against that stupid law.

  6. Sunfish says:

    In the first two-three years of marriage, all I’d have had to do is cook. I learned that, to (at least some) women, cooking something that they like and you detest pretty much is the key to the promised land.

    (I’d be very cautious taking advice from me about anything relating to love. It’s an area where I’ve been impressively unsuccessful lately. Use the cooking trick at your own risk.)

  7. RAB says:

    Well as Alfred E once said

    What me, Cook?

    So, sigh, it will be back to the furry handcuffs and such then,
    when I can catch her…
    Nimble little beast that she is…

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