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Lesbian martial arts expert frees under age lover in Indonesia.

A lesbian martial arts expert has staged a jailbreak to free her under age female lover from protective custody where she was being “cured” of her attraction to women, according to reports.

That’s from the Telegraph!

Seriously though it does sound a nasty story.

Police are investigating the escape of the 15-year-old girl, who allegedly admitted to having a sexual relationship with her 26-year-old taekwondo teacher in east Jakarta.

Jakarta? Nah, she went of her own free will! Terrible joke but the point remains and it is nasty and I’m glad the lass was broken out (or whatever – I suspect it was a lot less kick-ass than I imagine). I shall leave you to ponder all that is wrong with this…

The girl’s father called in the National Commission for Child Protection (Komnas Anak) to “cure” his daughter’s sexual orientation and agreed to place her in protective custody.


  1. Ian B says:

    So what’s the correct thing for a Neo-Puritan to think about this one? Was the girl the victim of sexualist discrimination, or was she saved from a predatory paedophile?

    What if it were a 15 year old girl and her male 26 year old teacher?

  2. JuliaM says:

    “- I suspect it was a lot less kick-ass than I imagine…”

    Don’t worry – the inevitable Hollywood movie (starring Angelina Jolie and Lyndsey Lohan?) will fix that…

  3. CountingCats says:

    Who’s Lindsay Lohan?

  4. Lynne says:

    I wonder, do those miracle weaving Jakartans have a cure for ingrowing toenails too?

  5. Peter MacFarlane says:


    I’m with Ian B.

    She wouldn’t be the first fifteen-year-old to be confused about stuff like this.

    Predatory paedophile sounds about right.

  6. Roue le Jour says:

    Who’s Lindsay Lohan? A popular thespian, m’lud.

    And by the way, Cats, correcting the spelling of “Lindsay” rather undermines the joke, don’t you think?

  7. Bucko says:

    If the debate about pedos has to be done then:
    Even if it was a 26 year old male, it doesn’t always necessarily mean predatory paedophile.
    Does 15 years, 11 months and 29 days old become something completely different and acceptable two days later.
    Besides, there is no age of consent for lezzy sex in Indonesia.

  8. NickM says:

    “Besides, there is no age of consent for lezzy sex in Indonesia.”

    Do I want to know how or why you know that?

    You confuse me with the spelling. It is Lindsay and for all of Mr Cats’s protestations he can spell her name. Anyway, “popular thespian”, yeah right. Sir Ian McKellen is a popular thespian, Harrison Ford is too, as is Jodie Foster or Helena Bonham-Carter. Lohan is just a slut.

  9. Roue le Jour says:

    Cats was responding to JuliaM’s comment, and if you look at it again you’ll see she inadvertently had it wrong, ‘Lyndsey’, whereas Cats got it right, implying he does know who Lindsay Lohan is.

    Yes well, when I said “thespian”, I was rather playing on the fact that, for many years, the term “actress” in English had much the same connotations as “seamstress” but expecting to be dined first. I shall try harder to channel Obo in my future attempts at humour.

  10. NickM says:

    You’re right Roue.

    There will be words. Words I tells ya!

  11. Bucko says:

    “Do I want to know how or why you know that? ”

    LOL – Wikipedia

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