Satoshi Kanazawa is an evolutionary bullshitter psychologist out on the make to make a name for himself. That he is employed by the London School of Economics, that paragon of impartiality and academic excellence, does not escape me. The Daily Fail article on Kanazawa’s newly published book of pseudo-intellectual cockwaffle contains so many awesome turd polishing moments I simply had to share. For some reason Niall Firth fails to actually name this intellectual dog’s pizzle of a book. Probably because like me, he was laughing too much.
Let’s see some highlights on what Mr. Kanazawa has to say on the human condition.
Liberals are more intelligent than conservatives.
Yes, that’s what he said. Those very same leftards who destroyed or terminally damaged functioning economies the world over are smarter than Stephen Hawking’s science teacher. This means that the likes of Bottler Brown, Phony Blair, the Cleggerons, the U-buggering-N, Obummer and any unelected EU shitbag you can name, are so smart they fucked us up for the next ten generations because that was the intelligent thing to do. Doesn’t that warm the cockles of your heart?
Women are becoming more beautiful as they have more daughters.
No, Mr K. It’s plastic surgery that does that. Usually women who aren’t anorexic supermodels, stick insect ‘slebs or the idle rich just learn to live with the saggy bellies, saggy boobs, stretch marks and stress incontinence usually associated with serial childbirth.
Men who cheat are stupid because humans are naturally polygamous
Men who cheat on their wives or girlfriends are stupid for doing what you claim comes naturally? Maybe so but not half as stupid as you are Mr. K. Above average intellect has nothing to do with any kind of serial bonking denial. Being a world class genius never held Einstein back from bedding any available piece of pulchritude who caught his eye. And I don’t suppose he had any difficulty finding new tail when he fancied it. You see male smarts are a big turn on for women as any good psychologist would know. But you are not a good psychologist are you Mr. K. You are just a phycho-babbulous publicity whore creating controversy to pull in huge wads of the folding stuff. Oh BTW, I don’t fit into your naturally polygamous model and neither does my above average IQ other half if he knows what’s good for him…
Why some people spend every Saturday night alone
Yes I’m sure there are people who spend every single Saturday night in alone but it’s not because they feel sexually and physically inadequate and are totally losers at the mating game. You might be shocked to learn that a lot of couples are Saturday night dodgers too. I know because I tend to avoid going out on Saturday nights like the plague as do many others of my acquaintance. And why is that Mr K? It’s because I couldn’t give a flying fornication about meeting the rich and the beautiful because they tend to be arrogant, narcisistic shits who are so full of themselves the crap dribbles out of their ears. It’s because most sensible members of the human race aren’t the shallow, perfection worshipping morons you think successful people ought to be. It’s because they’d rather not be surrounded by Saturday night pissheads behaving like the whole total arseholes thing is going out of fashion and are trying to get in as much loud-mouthed, fist flailing, face glassing arseholery as they can before they pass out in a pool of their own puke on some piss soaked pavement. Only losers do that. And as a matter of fact I met my husband during a brilliantly sunny weekday when I nicked him for speeding on his motorbike. How does that fit into your seeking potential mates model you ridiculous cock wart?
Why men like blonde bombshells
For the same reasons they like brunette bombshells and flame haired bombshells. It isn’t fucking rocket science, is it. You say that blonde hair displays less grey but that blonde hair also darkens over time which means it will show up grey hair, you idiot!
Why most suicide bombers are Muslim
It isn’t down to lack of sex. They are more than capable of grooming underage, kuffar females for their carnal pleasure. I know because we keep having to lock the scumbags up to protect our kids. Many suicide bombers are actually married with kids. You see, it isn’t chronic blue ball syndrome that sends them round the bend. They commit mass murder because they are evil cunts on a mission to spread their retarded shitstain interpretation of a religion and put the fear of Allah up the filthy kuffar. This, incidentally, is the same kuffar who stuck two fingers up at Hitler. You remember Hitler don’t you? He was the fascist fuck who tried to blanket bomb our cities into submission for six years and failed to subdue us. Utterly.
Having sons reduces the likelihood of divorce
That didn’t work too well for Di and Jug-ears did it.
Men sexually harass women because they are not sexist
Oh do fuck off why don’t you…