I have done questionable things but this is off the Richter scale. This makes Tony Adams in his boozing days look tame. It happened in Bulgaria. These things always seem to happen in Bulgaria or Romania. Strap yourself in. You’re in for one hell of a ride…
A Bulgarian has racked up a lengthy list of drug-induced felonies after being given drugs that were promised to ‘guarantee a good time.’
As you shall see a good time was indeed had by all…
On a slow day in Bulgaria Angel Atanasov decided to take some drugs with a friend.
What followed was a drug-addled rampage of immense proportions.
The following statement by a police spokesman details a comprehensive list of the man’s crazed trail of destruction:
‘First he cut-off a piece of his penis, and when his father came to help him he sliced off his father’s ear.
‘He then ran into the road partially naked and bleeding, where he jumped into a car owned by a young woman who was unloading the trunk and drove off.
‘He went through a red light and crashed into a motorcycle before leaping out of the car and running to a nearby farm where he tried to batter down the door.
‘When that failed he ran down the back of the house and tried to set fire to a haystack.’
The statement continues:
‘He then stabbed a lamb to death before stripping off his remaining clothes and stealing an axe which he then ran off with completely naked.
‘When police closed in, he climbed up a high-voltage cable and was blasted with several thousand volts.’
It would seem this put an end to Atanasov’s rampage as he was arrested soon after.
Atanasov was said to have been taking drugs with a friend in Pazardzhik, a city in ["to" - surely - Ed] the southeast of the capital Sofia, because they were bored.
He is now fighting for his life in intensive care.
I suspect the cops will never have to buy another drink in their lives. That is a hell of a tale. I mean that’s a real, “Other than that it was a quiet shift…”