Okay, so I made up the title word but the love of chaos seems to describe our crapolition government to a tee. Welcome to the Big Society money grab state induced guilt trip philanthropisation of the masses. The sub-headline of Robert Winnett’s piece in the Daily Telegraph reads:
People will be asked to give to charity every time they use a cash card dispenser or pay with a bank card under government plans to increase philanthropy.
Banks are to adopt a system that allows people to make a small donation to charity whenever they withdraw cash.
The Government also wants shops to offer customers the opportunity to “round up the pound” when using a debit or credit card, with the extra money going to charity.
That’s right. The proposal is that every bloody time you stick your card into an ATM or card reader some fucking electronic guilt goblin will try and snatch your cash if you press the wrong button. Of course there will be a superlative inducement to join this national culture of gullible twatishness philanthropy.
Under the proposals, anyone making sizeable charitable donations would get letters from ministers.
Wow! Letters from ministers, eh? If there’s ever a national shortage of bum fodder we’ll know what to reach for, won’t we. But what of the little people? Those who can’t afford such largesse but who, in total, will give far more than any individual donor? Well they can just fuck right off can’t they. No letters for scraping the pennies proles. No siree. Unless of course…
Any National Lottery winners who donated part of their windfall to good causes would be publicised on television.
That’s right, they think we’re all publicity seeking whores. What a brilliant idea! How could anyone refuse? The last thing I’d want as a lottery millionaire is to let millions of strangers know what I look like and where I live. But that’s just me.
The plans are unveiled on Wednesday in a discussion paper published by Francis Maude, the Cabinet Office minister, who wishes to foster a culture of charitable giving.
As opposed to the enforced culture of taxpayers billions supporting fake charities and quangoes and even more billions soaked up by the UK’s foreign aid budget.
The proposals are likely to prompt accusations that ministers are hoping charities provide services to compensate for the Coalition’s public spending cuts.
“Likely” is a gross understatement n’est pas? Absolutely, on the other hand…
Ministers will begin talks with banks in the new year over how the scheme, which operates in Colombia and Mexico, might work.
So the UK government is looking for inspiration from drug cartel afflicted, third world shitholes now…
But sharing experiences can inspire others. “Giving is too often characterised as worthy and selfless, but there’s nothing wrong with doing things for each other and repaying kindnesses”.
Glad to hear it. So give us a fucking referendum on the EU already.
The Pennies Foundation charity already operates the Coalition’s proposal with retailers such as Domino’s Pizza. Ministers believe that it has the potential to generate “significant new funds”.
There’s already a (fake?) charity in place to rake in the loot administer funds. What a surprise…
But it’s not going to end with Domino’s Pizza or the weekly trip to Morrison’s. Oh, no.
Under the proposals, which will lead to plans for legislation in the spring, people could also be prompted to give money when they fill in tax returns or apply for passports, driving licences and other state services. They may also be encouraged to donate over new mobile phone services.
They’ve missed a trick. How about a donate button in public convenience cubicles?
Mr Maude said the Coalition was not trying to “compel” people to give. But he unveiled two schemes that would offer taxpayers’ money to match private donations.
So no one will be compelled unless you are a fucking taxpayer? What sort of newspeak insanity is this? Words fail me…
And do we get to choose where this money goes? Well no. But what’s the betting that government sponsored fake charities, already bloated by public funding, will be on the receiving end of this feeding frenzy, laughing all the way to the bank at our expense - a-fucking-gain.
Francis Maude is a prime example of a prokaryotic, intellectually and morally bankrupt cunt of a politician. Just like all the other crapolition cunts. I hope the people who voted for this bunch of deadbeat fuckwits are happy. Thanks for frigging nothing.