Today, the French, the ungrateful wretches, are having a revisionist conference about the Battle of Agincourt. Their historians apparently claim the English weren’t that outnumbered, that the French were “heroic” and moreover that we didn’t play nice with them. Diddums.
In fact they’re accussing us of “war crimes”. Yup, 593 years after a battle which occured 449 years before the adoption of the first Geneva Convention they’re carping about war crimes! Losers.
Frankly, there is only one appropriate response and we all know that gesture…
PS. Today is St Crispin’s Day. I hope you shall all raise a glass to King Harry and his lads tonight!