That is very far from good. And it is not the answer.
Picture the event. It’s 2012 and Stepping Hill Hospital and my wife has a C-section and I have to go off and register the birth. It’s a girl.
What do I call her?
I have posted about 1000 posts here. My wife and I don’t actually want children but but last night we both knew exactly what we would call the daughter we won’t have. I reckon you, dear reader, know me well enough to guess her name.
And it isn’t “River” or “Kylie” though both have tempted me, So has “Katherine”. My wife’s middle name is “Kate”.
Now you know the odd thing. I reckon you’ll get it. I reckon you have read enough of me to know who she won’t be.
It’s a rather unusual name but not a chav one. And this is a huge clue. It is not the obvious one.